Mrs.
Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman.
Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him,
"I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the
dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you
the check.
Oh, by the way, don't worry
about my Bull Dog, he won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, do NOT,
under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrives at
Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovers the
biggest and meanest Bull Dog he has ever seen. But
just as she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet
watching the repairman go about his business.
The Parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
incessant yelling, cursing, and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer
and yelled,
"Shut
up, you stupid ugly bird!"
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To which the
parrot replied,
"Get
him, Spike!"
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July 19, 2003